The Truth about big tobacco lawsuits

 

What the people want you to think: The tobacco companies is this big evil that threatens to convert us into blithering, chain-smoking idiots.  We should sue their asses because they produce such a dangerous product and too many people are getting addicted and contracted respiratory diseases.

 

The truth: People are morons.  There's a fucking warning label on the package that says that this is addictive and may cause a whole shitload of problems.  Suing "Big Tobacco" is wrong, if people wanna sue someone, sue themselves for starting such a disgusting habit.  Tobacco companies are just companies trying to make a buck or million.

Final Summation: Sit on your ass, light up your camel, stop suing.

note: The writer of this article neither endorse nor condones smoking, or suing like some stupid sum'bitches do.  Just don't start in the first place.