The Truth about Anime

What the people want you to think:  All anime watchers eat, sleep, and breathe anime, and have no lives, and can do nothing but talk about anime.  People that watch anime go to all the anime conventions and make asses of themselves by dressing up like their favorite anime character.  Also anime watchers are homosexual.

The Truth: Yes, there are some people that eat, sleep, and breathe anime (commonly called the "otakus").  While this lifestyle can be time-consuming (considering that they spend anywhere from 8 to 12 hours a day watching anime, believe me, I've seen it), it doesn't bother anyone, SO LAY OFF!!!  Now, on talking about anime, I usually don't discuss anime with anyone that doesn't watch it.  Case in point: If you hadn't noticed, I am an anime watcher, so is my friend Randy. Now we talk about anime once in a while, it doesn't consume our lives though, we have much more to do than discuss anime, therefore making it an on-and-off topic.  I have never been to an anime convention, nor have any desire too.  While it's cool that they have conventions like that, I don't really like social situations.  As for the cos-players, hey if they are that ingenious to make a costume, most using needle and thread, they deserve the Betsy Ross seamstress award.  Do you care that there are cos-players around?  If you don't like that kind of stuff...DON'T GO TO A CONVENTION, AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...GET A FUCKING CLUE...there are people that like that stuff, just because you don't doesn't mean that you can berate them.  You probably do something that other people would find repulsive (that means you, all you pog players).  There probably are some homosexual anime watchers, but like in any situation does it matter, hell no!.  *In Rock's voice* It doesn't matter what orientation you are, you can be an anime watcher.  I don't make fun of you because you watched Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck, therefore you really have no right to bitch about me, or anyone else for that matter, watching anime.

Final Summation: Hey there is nothing wrong with anime, if you wanna watch it, do it, there is no one to stop you (unless you delve into the more "hentai" variety, you pervert...).  As long as you have the desire and sometimes the bling-bling to watch it, you should. 

If anyone wants to say I'm lying, I will transform into a level 56 SSJ and destroy you with my super-mango-tango-death-kamehameha-beam-cannon!

note: The Truth Commission does not advocate transforming into a SSJ and destroying people with various ki attacks.  We however do advocate spending $109 buying the complete Evangelion series or $180 buying the complete Cowboy Bebop series, or even $94 buying all of Outlaw Star.