The Truth about Gay Marriage

What they want you to think:  Gay Marriage is an abomination against God.   We should ex-communicate these people because they are tainting the values of America by wanting to enter into a lawful union.

The Truth: You're kidding right?  I don't know if this will come a shock or not but why don't you open up that dusty book in the back of your bookshelf.  You know, the one YOU NEVER READ...what's the title of that again? Man, I just had it on the tip of my tongue, oh yeah THE BIBLE.  The Bible isn't too keen on homosexuality...that's what all you Bible-thumpers out there use as your rallying cry to burn these people at the stake for wanting a marriage.  Keep reading and you'll find, much to your horror that God doesn't much care for homosexuals BUT CONDEMNS PEOPLE THAT HARASS, SPEAK OUT AGAINST, OR ATTEMPT TO KILL Homosexuals.  See, what you can determine is that homosexuality isn't exactly right by God, but God hates violence or harassment of homosexuals even more.  Statistically, homosexual marriages are more stable than a heterosexual marriage.  If you say that this will degrade the sanctity of marriage even further...FUCK YOU...You wanna know why marriage is a sad state already in this country?  Its all of you stupid morons that get married for the money, get divorced after 3 months because "it just didn't work out" (hello you dumbass, don't get married after 2 seconds of a bar-room make-out...you know what the fuck happened to "'til death do us part and to love, honor, and cherish now and forever."  You know the definition of forever is not 3 Goddamn months, its a whole fucking lifetime.  All of you people that commit sins against matrimony it is all your fault that marriage is in such a sad state.  Gay marriage will at least tip the scales back in favor of restoring sanctity, considering the lot of you heterosexual people that have been married and somehow wormed your way out have not exactly done your part to fix this, and BITCHING about gay marriage isn't going to fix anything. Another thing: Consider this.  If there is a necessary link between marriage and procreation, strange consequences would follow.  A state could and, to be consistent, should prohibit marriage in which one or both partners are sterile or impotent.  If procreation is the essential goal of marriage, why should postmenopausal women be allowed to marry?  Surely, discrimination against sterile, impotent, or aged couples would be unacceptable to citizens of many different perspectives.  The rationale would be that marriage serves functions that are as important as, if not more important than, procreation, including interpersonal commitment, religious or moral expression, sexual satisfaction, and the legal entitlements associated with spouse-hood.  If elderly, sterile, or impotent couples cannot be denied the right to marry because of a traditional link between marriage and procreation, neither can lesbian or gay couples be denied the right for that type of reason.  Bottom line on this: if you think gays shouldn't marry because they can't have kids, naturally, that other types such as the sterile heterosexuals, elderly heterosexuals, and postmenopausal women shouldn't be able to marry either, because THEY CAN'T HAVE KIDS.  It's the pot calling the kettle black.

Final Summation: Before thumping your bible to defend the "sanctity" of marriage, you should read it a bit closer.  God doesn't much care for gays, but abhors violence or discrimination against gays a lot more.  Gay marriage will at least tip the scales to restore sanctity to a degraded institution.

Note: The authors of this article do not endorse or condemn Gay Marriage, if it seems that we are endorsing gay marriage, we are not.  We are dispelling all of the ignorance that this country has created.